Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Random Tuesday

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It's Tuesday.

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Crazy Nana is still crazy. Yesterday she called me at 4 and said she was REALLY sick and possibly needed to go to urgent care. Then she called me at 4:30 and told me she felt tons better and if I could bring home pizza.

Every time that I spend a significant amount of time with her - I have a running commentary in my head of all the things I dare not say.

Nana - why don't you let me keep Grayson
in my head - because you are a nut bag
out loud - he's too much of a handful

see how fun that is?

She told me the other day that I could trust her with him. And that she was watching him just fine and then she let him slap the dog in the face. And she was 6 inches away from him. really?!

On the bright side - we are getting the keys to our house the day after tomorrow and moving on friday. oh ya baby. who's your daddy? hmmm... that doesn't really fit there.

This is Grayson's totally cute piece of artwork
Chris and I are having scheduling issues. I usually get up first @ 6:30 while he sleeps in with G until I'm done getting ready - then I get G ready and we are able to leave the house @ 7:05

Chris says that doesn't give him enough time to get ready. Is it my fault that he MUST take 30 minute showers? and that it takes him longer than a freakin girl to get ready?

This morning we tried the whole him waking up first @ 6:30 - he didn't get out of the bathroom until 7:10 - that does not include getting dressed.

Who's gonna help me dispose of the body? Thanks.

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20 comments:

Sheila said...

Gotta love the nana!!!
And Grayson's artwork is too precious! :)

MiMi said...

Hahaa! You crack me up, girl. That is a beautiful penguin! I have never seen that. :) Gonna have to try it!

Otter Thomas said...

I love the artwork. Your nana problems sound a lot better than mine. Congrats on the new house. Good luck with the move.

Baby News said...

What an artist! So cute.

I bet you're super-excited for the move...

Lucky for me, my crazy husband gets up at 5 to go the gym (I did say he's crazy), so our morning getting readiness works out pretty well.

Heather said...

Just hilarious...all of it! Cutest artwork ever! I have those same kinds of "in my head" commentaries concerning Neil's parents as you do with crazy nana...so many things I'd just love to say out loud but am forced to be nice...nice sucks! My husband takes longer than me to get ready too...what's up with that?!

♥georgie♥ said...

lol your nana and my ena could be twins!
love his artwork!
i am lucky my hubby is n and out of the shower dressed and ready to go in about 10mins....but alll 3 of my kiddos are in the bathroom for an hr or more

so happy your getting the keys to the new house!

Chell said...

Glad to hear you are getting to move real soon! So exciting!

Stop in over at my blog to check out an award I posted for you :)

Maria @ Conversations with Moms said...

Your Nana story was hilarious.

Kristin said...

Good thing my hubby works nights and I work days or we would be in "Getting Ready" hell. He takes sooooo long. I feel ya!

The Middletons said...

Oh love the art! I remember the chicken back around Easter time. Love love love it!

ALiddle said...

my husband is the same way. He takes him forever to.get ready. A fast shower for him is 20 minutes.

Kara @ His, Hers and Ours said...

So, I'm guessin I shouldn't be jealous for not having a Nana like that. Thanks for the reminder!

The penguin artwork is AH-DORABLE!! Seriously!

kyooty said...

he can shower at night. I LOVE the work of art!

Cassie said...

OMG that picture is so adorable! I'm going to have to do this with Jackson!

stephanie said...

I love G's art! And OMG- Tyler takes FOREVER to get ready too! I have NO idea what he does in there!

Kerri said...

i love his art work! maybe i can try it with my own foot or borrow his sometime? lol

Missy said...

Oh, I love the penguin!! Too cute!

robynsbowtique said...

Cute artwork. I say we build a pool in the back and dispose of the guys. I'm in.

The Carney's said...

LOL...I can relate to hubby needing more time to get ready than you do, same here. Absolutely love the artwork!!!

Sandra said...

I love that artwork & will have to try it. I'm so glad you stopped by my little blog so that I could find yours, I love it! Too funny...

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