Friday, March 12, 2010

F bomb friday


Macey over at Living in France has a fun little Friday thing going on. Since F is my fave word. I thought it was about time I boarded this hotness.


This picture - WTF?





Did you know that at Target the 24 months and the 2T size are the same? really? I checked the tags - held them up against each other and everything? What the F is up with that? Are they trying to confuse me? I don't need help. thanks.


Ridiculous effing convo between me and the hubs -

Me - I want to go buy groceries and stock our deep freezer (total CL score) and then I want to hire someone to cook them
Chris - what's with you wanting to always hire people
Me- Obviously because I don't want to do it myself. I was born to be rich. Why is God punishing me?
Chris - probably because you masturbated too much.
Me - oh. ya. maybe.

Crazy Nana ness -
She told me that lady with 3 kids was stalking her at Reasor's because the Nana mean mugged her over the lettuce. And that she almost went and talked to management - WTF?
The Nana can not figure out how to work these barrettes
I really showed her 10 times how to do it. Nothing. She operates a moving vehicle - just sayin.




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20 comments:

Stepping On Cheerios said...

Had to check out your blog since we have the same name, except I spell mine the right way, (Just Kidding!!!) Cute blog, I'll have to follow you now!

Happy Friday:)

Lindsey said...

That is to f-in funny... I'm going to have to remember this one.

Katherine said...

Oh, this is great. Wouldn't it be lovely to be able to hire someone to do all the cooking and cleaning?

Sheila said...

Before we get old and die....I am going to hire someone to cook for you! Even if its just one meal....i swear I will! :)

Amy said...

Thanks for the laughs today! :)

I understand about wanting hired help...it would be wonderful...maybe someday! I had no idea about Target's sizes...it's funny that I always thought 2T was bigger than 24 months, but I never actually held them up to compare, I'm not sure why it never occurred to me to check...what a scam! :) Thanks for letting me know!

D said...

Yeah, my mom explained the 2T and 24 months thing to me because of my nephews. I want a clone like on the show Family Guy? That way on the days I don't want to do something I can send the clone instead! The clone could cook and stuff. As far as the barretts go I'm not touching that one. No!

MiMi said...

Okay, so the 2T is usually bigger than the 24 months size, isn't it?
Thank you for linking up, girl!
Your CN is freakin' FBomb worthy every day!

Samantha said...

That's F'n hilarious...the convo between you & your hubby...

& My Grandmother couldn't figure out those hair bows either...she also operates a moving vehicle. Scary.

I still don't get the 24 months/ 2T thing, although I do know that Bree can't wear 24 month pants because they're too short. Weird.

Heather said...

You never fail to make me laugh. I SO get where you're at with these things. 24 months/2T...why don't they just pick one, like we don't have enough to figure out being mom's.

Crazy Nana...with the clips...really? I swear she must be related in some way to my MIL. I had to show her how to turn her cell phone on and off at least a gazillion times...and she still occasionally asks for help. And the using the direct TV remote...fuhghedaboutit...I'm fixing their tv's at least once a week because she shut power off to the receiver instead of the TV.

And, I don't see what is so wrong with wanting to hire people to do stuff...don't we do enough around the house while our husbands sit on the couch watching TV? If they were in our shoes they'd be wanting to hire people all the time too!

By the way...how do you email someone a reply from their comment? I cannot figure this out and people leave me comments where I want to say something back but can't...so then I look all rude and everything...and I'm really not.

K said...

Life is so crazy.

I'm pretty a lady with three kids in a store doesn't have time to stalk anyone.

Otter Thomas said...

I love the term mean mugg. It kills me. Add to that a little crazy nana and a masturbation reference and you have a recipe for an awesome post.

Nichole said...

Glad she doesnt live in FL! We cannot take anymore bad drivers! I am liking this post...you should do it every Friday! :o) Have a great weekend!

Symply Me said...

Personally, I like that picture of you! TOTAL hottie!

jennielee226 said...

OMG I think this is the first time I laughed out loud (like seriously spit out your milk kind of loud) all week!

Kerri said...

that target! lol ;) and oh no the nana didnt! dont let nana drive anymore haha

Just Breathe said...

Okay, this is way too funny!
Thanks for the laughs.

stephanie said...

I think this is going to be my new favorite weekly feature.
And yes, it's scary that she drives but can't operate a barrette. :)

Troy said...

I daresay I may not be able to operate a barette eaither and I have driven a tractor trailer over a million and a half miles back and forth across the country!

Great post!

Frogs in my formula said...

What is up with 24 mos and 2T being the same??

The Carney's said...

Yeah, I never did understand why they have 24 mos and 2T's. After all they are the same.
Y'all just crack me up..love the God punished you for masturbating too much....PRICELESS!!!

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