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Let's talk about Fs
F is for Facebook
F is for Fugly Skank
F is for Fralker (Facebook Friend that is a Stalker)
F is for Funny
Chris has a new "friend" on Facebook. She's a girl from high school. We went to the same high school. I don't remember her really. and he said he thinks she "was that gap-toothed bitch"
We went to the same high school and she's not my facebook friend. just sayin.
He was telling me that she was freaking him out because she was trying to have "comment conversations" with him.
The weird facebook thing went something like this (with my artistic license):
Chris status update : I could use a drink and if I still smoked - one of those too.
Skanky whore comment: You quit smoking. me too.
Another Skanky whore comment: I'm about to go have a drink yum
Another friend comment: being an adult sucks butts huh?
Skanky whore comment: yes it does at time bt Chris u do need to make some adult relaxation even if its just a little bit a week
Hilarious Wife Comment (I'm hilarious): Oh honey - I give you all the adult time you need. wink wink.
So ya - I got in a facebook turf war over the hubs. And skanky facebook whores will make me go gansta. I'm not a jealous person. Really. I just need to mark my territory occassionally.
Oh and my husband has a weird midget thing - so I made this picture for him. Just to let him know I'm an awesome wife and he doesn't need a fugly skanky face-ho to feel good.
23 comments:
O wow!! You are an AWESOME midget pole dancer!!!
I've had to mark my territory a couple of times. Sometimes you just do. Bitches don't get it
Let me just say...you are one sexy midget pole dancer :)
Wow! I didn't know what part time job you had in your spare time! Does pole dancing pay a lot?
I hate that on FB too. When someone pipes in, especially someone you don't even know too well or like...
Good job scaring her off!
I think I just peed my pants a little. You as a midget pole dancer completes me.
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THe midget stripper is funny as Hell.
fralker=my new fave word.
but it is reasons like this that neither my bf nor i have facebook accounts. couldn't deal with the frama. (haha facebook drama. i learn from you.)
OMG OMG OMG, I just died...
My hubby is almost never on FB, but I like to log into his and see all these girls that leave him all kinds of comments (apparently he was some hot shit in HS... so I hear).He doesn't use FB much, but I still mark my territory over there pretty regularly... gotta keep those bitches at bay.
Oh Brandy you make me giggle so hard. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. You tell the bitch to go away!!!
Too funny! My hubs is friends w/ lots of his high school girlfriends...luckily I've met most of them and their hubbies.
The other night, though, he was listening to his messages on speaker phone. One message went something like this: "Hi, Clint, this is Katie. I was calling because I wanted to talk to you. So call me back, bye."
I was all, who's that? He was all, I don't know. Really. So I said call her back now. He didn't.
Turns out it was his niece who never calls to tell him she's getting married! Glad he didn't call back! I'm not a jealous person either....don't know why it rubbed me wrong! He said, "Aren't you glad I didn't call back at 10:30 at night? Yes, yes I was...and I hung my head in silly shame! :)
That picture is so freaking hilarious!
I have issues w/ a "friend" Jason still has from HS. She had a huge crush on him and even told him not to marry me. But when he left for bootcamp she emailed me and asked for his address there. Instead of being bitchy to her, I just gave her the wrong address. She wrote him letters the whole time and was mad at him for never writing her back!
Fralker...hysterical! Love that your marked your territory. I've only had to do that a couple of times but I did like a big dog.
I do the same thing! My hubby is "friends" with his old high school girlfriend. I don't feel threatened by her in the least, but she tries stuff like this, and I will leave some kind of comment referencing the fact that I'm the one who he picked. Sometimes I'll even throw in a little comment like "honey, get off facebook and come to bed already", it's like I'm peeing all over his Facebook page, baby!
You SO made my day with that midget stripper pic of you...laughed so hard!
Falker...that's a new one for me...I don't think I spelled it right either but whatev. Perfect way to stake your territory on the hubs...gap toothed biatch better back off yo!
stupid falker's haha
LMAO!!!! That pic is So funny!!
I was just thinking about this today. Why do people feel it is now okay to be your "friend" on facebook when they hated you, were mean or never even talked to you in highschool???? I just don't get it. I'm not your friend now or was I ever. You stole my boyfriend and now you're married to him and have 4 kids. Why do you want, after 13 years to remind me of that?
I'm a little bitter. But much better off with my husband:)
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Um. Yeah. So, I'm sorry I'm late to the post...I know, tardy to the party, right?
But, seriously, my hubs doesn't have facebook and I'm glad cuz it would piss me off!
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That picture was too funny!!
lol..get em baby!!!! i love the pix...
LMAO...OMG, that is the funniest picture ever.
Nothing wrong with marking your territory girl...she needs to be taught a lesson ;)
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