Friday, March 26, 2010
Let's talk about Fs
F is for Facebook
F is for Fugly Skank
F is for Fralker (Facebook Friend that is a Stalker)
F is for Funny
Chris has a new "friend" on Facebook. She's a girl from high school. We went to the same high school. I don't remember her really. and he said he thinks she "was that gap-toothed bitch"
We went to the same high school and she's not my facebook friend. just sayin.
He was telling me that she was freaking him out because she was trying to have "comment conversations" with him.
The weird facebook thing went something like this (with my artistic license):
Chris status update : I could use a drink and if I still smoked - one of those too.
Skanky whore comment: You quit smoking. me too.
Another Skanky whore comment: I'm about to go have a drink yum
Another friend comment: being an adult sucks butts huh?
Skanky whore comment: yes it does at time bt Chris u do need to make some adult relaxation even if its just a little bit a week
Hilarious Wife Comment (I'm hilarious): Oh honey - I give you all the adult time you need. wink wink.
So ya - I got in a facebook turf war over the hubs. And skanky facebook whores will make me go gansta. I'm not a jealous person. Really. I just need to mark my territory occassionally.
Oh and my husband has a weird midget thing - so I made this picture for him. Just to let him know I'm an awesome wife and he doesn't need a fugly skanky face-ho to feel good.