Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Eclipse - The Midnight Premiere

Don't worry - I won't spoil any of it for you. I HATE when people do that. "Oh - and he wore a size 13 shoe the WHOLE time" eff you - there's a reason it's called a spoiler - because it SPOILS the fun for the rest of us.

While sitting in a theater packed full of crazy women all sporting their Edward - Jacob shirts - I realized one thing - I'm too old for this teeny bopper crap.

My hot date was Katie Awesome - we got there an hour early and almost didn't find 2 seats together.

Then I guess there were some seat-savin fools and that didn't go over very well with a bunch of crazed Edward fans. Seriously - a police officer was called into our theater to negotiate the Great Seat Treaty of 2010.

The women in front of us were yelling at the rows behind us. I'm pretty sure I heard "Shank that seat-stealing bitch"

It was a war zone.

Katie was scared to go pee because she knew I was a wuss and would not throw down to save her seat. She finally asked permission to go - and was allowed. Thank god - that could've gotten messy.

When I went pee AFTER she got back - there was a line of women waiting for both the men and the womens. I totally hopped in the men's line and while standing in there waiting my chance at the 1 stall, a guy came in and used a urinal with a line of 5 women behind him. We all turned and faced the wall. I blushed. He was young and hot so it was only a little awkward. What a brave guy.

Then the movie started. We were in an IMAX theater and way too close to the HUGE screen.

My thoughts

Edward's head was really really large. (but oh so delicious)

Bella is a slut.

Jacob's abs are that hawt.

I think this was the best one so far - with the story and the action and the overallness.
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16 comments:

stephanie said...

You are dedicated. I think the last time I went to a premiere showing of any movie was in high school.

He really peed with all of y'all int here... awk.

Katherine said...

Damn it! The computer ate my comment!

Okay, quick recap....guy musta been pretty sure of himself to pee in front of a bunch of girls.

So it sounds like a bunch of crazies were there, but I'm still jealous.

And I'm not even going to let myself feel bad for lusting after a guy that was born in the 90's! Jake is HOT.

Corinne said...

Glad to hear Jacob was hawt...that is all I care about.

Melissa said...

I haven't bought into the Twilight phenom. I guess I should...I mean, to be like everyone else.
So nothing nothing of Edward or Jacob...I think Jacob is cuter. I think Edward has elf ears. What do you think?

Salt said...

Bella IS such a slut.
Thank you for being awesome and un-spoilery. Now I know what kind of madness I can expect this evening. And that we should probably get there at least an hour early. Maybe I should take my Mace.

MiMi said...

OMG!! I can't believe you had to watch the Great Seat Treaty of 2010, that is freakin' crazy! I SO wish I could've gone with you, that would have been FUN!! And yeah, I wouldn't throw down to save someone a seat either. I'm a wuss too.
But at least I'm not a slut like Bella!!

Amanda said...

I totally went last night too. But my friends and I decided to go see it at the drive in. So we each paid 4 dollars, got to see two movies, brought our own snacks, and avoided the teeny-boppers screaming in their own cars. Honestly, it was the best way to do it.

And by the way, I'm completely Team Emmett :)

Ash said...

ooohhh i cant wait to see it!! glad that you had fun. :)

~ash's mum

natalee said...

i cant wait to see it....

Life with the Lebedas said...

I'm dying to go see it. So jealous! Today is my hubbys bday or i soo would have been there. Thats okay i'll go next week!

Fiona said...

I have tickets for tonight in a cinema that lets you buy numbered seats - yay! The last time I went there someone was sitting in my seat and I MADE THEM MOVE!!! They slunk off to really lousy seats looking embarrassed but damn I'm not going to let them sit in my centre-of-the-row seats that I have pre-booked! You have to be a bitch sometimes!

Dawn said...

Girl, you are so going to have to read my post tomorrow on The RHOK. www.therhok.com

We had a blast last night. We got to go to a party beforehand that was fantastic and then we had VIP seating!

I so don't think I would have gone last night otherwise. I AM too old for midnight movies.

I agree that the movie was awesome. LOVED it!

Just Lisa said...

I drool over Jacob!

Megan said...

I saw it on Wednesday night too and loooooooooooved it. And I am not ashamed to admit it.

Well, maybe a little ashamed. But I still loved it.

Just Breathe said...

Your so funny. Also so lucky, I can't wait to see it. Those two are so hot! Can't believe that guy actually did that, very brave!

Melissa said...

Just saw it yesterday. I am sooooo glad they fixed Edwards makeup! It looks so much better then the white ash face with the rosy cheeks.

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