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My friend was griping about her MIL having acid reflux and I was all superior about it. I basically said I know how to control my acid reflux with diet. And I'm awesome and I haven't had any episodes in a while because I'm awesome. THEN Karma kicks my ass for eating too much junk (ie chocolate cookies and a milky way and some dew and then dinner) and I threw(throwed?) up last night. That's pretty much what I get.
It's the great sleep debate of 2010. Whenever you think I'm crazy for keeping Grayson in our bed. It's not me - it's Chris. He's a total girl. I told Chris this morning - Grayson needs his own bed. And Chris said we have to put it in our room. I mean - Really? Our bedroom is 6 feet away from Grayson's bedroom.
I'm being really wordy today. I don't like wordy. I like short simple sentences that don't require caffeine to comprehend.
Maybe it's because I've already done the dew AND a diet dr pepper.
yay for caffeine. woooohoooo
I'm back on the pill from the nuvaring. The nuvaring was too expensive a mistress that my insurance doesn't cover. The pill scares me. It emphasizes my incompentance. Like I thought last week was my "off" week so I quit taking them. Then I look and this week should've been my "off" week. When I looked at those green pills all lined up taunting me, all I could think was I'm screwed.
Being poor is really beneath me. I need a sugar daddy. Not too old - because I don't want to gag when I hold his hand or something. I need an internet sugar daddy. That way I can just get him or her to send me money. I would play lesbian over the internet. Wow - you probably didn't need to know that.
It's the caffeine. I blame it all on the caffeine.
Everybody's comments yesterday were cracking me up! I wish I could make all of you a tote.
click that purple button at the top and link up. Or just leave me a comment here if you want to be my sugar mama. Or just leave a comment - I won't read too much into it.
18 comments:
You seriously crack me up!
The pill? Yeah, we're not friends. I can't seem to get through a single month without missing at least one. Then I have to be all, "Do you really want to take the chance?" with my hubby who gets grumpy because I can't remember to take my stupid pill. Silly boys.
You are hysterical! And I hate the pill too. And acid reflux, ew. In other news, if you find a sugar daddy (or mama) see if they have friends, I could use one too.
eurgh - pills make me gain weight so fast! hate them!!
me wants few of those internet suggar daddies too. ;)
~ash's mum
I'll be your sugar mama... I think I can manage to send you $5.99 a month. Oh, but my insurance covers nuvaring, so I'll pick that up for you too. I told Sean to get ready for the big snip snip here soon. We'll see how that actually goes.
Please find a Sugar Mama with an equally rich sister/brother - I need one to!
You make me laugh so hard. Seriously if you get a good lead on internet sugar daddies, let me know. I'm all over it.
Bwwwaaahaaahaaa..now I remember why I love your blog so much! "I can totally play lesbian over the internet".. best line ever! And hey I could use one of those sugar daddies too!!
You're funny! But I'm sure you know that. I am off the pill as of today. So I am secretly getting ready for baby #2; not really because I am totally not ready, BUT the pill SUCKS. The side effects were unbearable for me. So, I too hope to get a sugar daddy within the year, to support the new baby coming our way.
YAY for caffeine...I can't get through my day without it!
I was on the nuvaring for about a month and hated it...pills make me gain weight though so those aren't much fun either.
LOL about the sugar daddy!! Let me know if you come across one!!
Have a great week!
You are awesome - have another dew and write another post - you make my day every post!
YOU...are hilarious. If your hopped up this much on caffiene, with all the wordiness...I'd be afraid to see ya on crack. LOL
GIIIRRRRLLLL! Lay off the caffeine! If you can type all those all over the place thoughts I can only imagine what is truly going on in your mind!
I picked your name at random, so congrats on that. It's been a tough few days for me, so your caffeinated post helped me out, thank you. I'm sorry I can't be your sugar momma, but I can agree with you, the nuvaring is expensive.
That is quite the caffeine high you have. Your hysterical!
Maybe, just maybe the crib in your room would help in the beginning or it could go in another direction and be a nightmare!!
I'll think about being your sugar momma :)
A sugar daddy would be nice, that's for sure.
hahahah this is funny. I love the way you write. Anyway, i enjoyed looking at baby's photos... So cute!
Caffeine will always make you do crazy things!! :)
totally the Caffeine. :) Chris will eventually grow up. I think you cuold totally solve that pill thing, just have another G. :p
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