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Mail your freakin package today. And I will heart your face forever. Flake out on your partner and I will call you out. Just sayin.
I drive a Hyundai. I refer to it as my generic Honda.
My friend buys caffeine pills from Dollar Tree. I call them her dollar store meth.
Tomorrow is Fat Ass Friday.
I worked on my ABOUT ME page - it looks totes bettah.
I've been taking every word that ends with -er and ending it with -ah. It's supAH fun.
People all over the 'net are saying nice things about me and making me even more self-involved than I already am. Latest examples - my super awesome scrapbooker friend Jacque and my friend since 8th Grade, Katie.
Like I'm really starting to feel famous and crap. I thought that wasn't going to happen until my next life.
In my next life, Sheila and I are going to be Rockstars. No kids - no husbands. Sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. We have already started recruiting people into our entourage. We have a drummer, a handler, a manager. Our handler will go out and pick hot men out of the audience for us. We are going to have hair people and make up people that make us look fan freakin tastic.
Our first single will be "Use a Coupon, Bitch"
Listen Ho
go to the sto'
ain't got no dough
use a coupon bitch
woot woot.
We have a band name, but I can't tell you because I kinda sorta
We will be total sluts and even bigger hot messes than lohan, gaga, and miley combined. I can't wait.
I totally get why people think I'm so awesome. HA!
26 comments:
Wait!!! Why didn't I get a photoshop pic in the "rockstar" story!!! Do you think I'm just going to be your backup singer or something?! HUh!?!? Is that what you are thinking?! You want to steal all the fame and fortune! Oh....ok then....if that's how you want it! HA!
YEA for swap packages!!! I can't wait! :)
Whatever you had for breakfast... I could use one.
I am thinking about buying a Hyundai and getting rid of the expedition, but I'm a tiny bit afraid of the cargo room issue.
OMG - i LOVE LOVE LOVE me!!! THanks for making me so cute!!! AND SKINNY!!
Hahahahahaha! You crack me up. I'd totally go watch you guys play!
Does Brandy the Rocker come in Flat/Paper form?? I could totes have some fun with her...and Sheila too. Apparently, I have no IRL friends, so my Flats are what occupy my time.
I think this rocker life sounds fab. I especially like the idea of having a "handler". That's awesome.
Love your new about me page!
Package is on it's way! Thanks for hosting a swap. It's my first one and it's been great fun! Although I'm super nervous that my buddy won't like anything I got her...is that normal?
"You can refer to this post as "Brandy has lost her mind"" Isn't this how we refer to all your posts??? HEHE You know we love you!!
OMG. That song...tears...on my face. HA!
Okay so since we are friend and all, do you think maybe I could get my copy of your Use a Coupon, Bitch single autographed?
I just laughed my way all the way through your revamped About Me. Seriously love it. :)
And by "friend" I meant "friends" and blame my misspelling on the very large quantity of sugar I just ate.
Hot Damn! :P LOL - I'm so sad I missed your swap. :P Poo.
Fabulous!! I love it.
Can I be your costume designer? :D
(I promise to make clothes that are flattering AND fall off when the right smokey male gaze hits them)
That's the best song Iv'e ever heard. And I kind of want to be a part of your band. Just sayin'
funny stuff. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today
Awesome post! You have a way with words. Maybe you can teach me one day! :oP Package is on its way and I cannot wait to get mine! :o)
love the generic Honda line; too cute. I always wondered why people would buy anything pharmaceutical at the dollar store; though I do have to laugh that at the front counter of some I have seen condoms and pregnancy kits almost side to side........
cute post!! hubby is multi talented on the guitar, can we be part of your entourage? I think I could be your personal secretary
enjoy your day!
betty
I do use a coupon. ;)
Oh. Mah. Gah.
I wanna be in the band too! I can't do anything tho!!! Come on, think of something for me! Maybe you need TWO handlers??? I think it could be a big job!
I really want to be in your band but I'm pretty sure I'm not cool enough, so can I be your personal assistant? You can totally call me your bitch.
Love the first cut from your album!
And girl, you've got some mad photoshop skillz!
Glad I mailed my package on time. I would hate to be called out with all your supah-star angst. :-)
Hahahaha!!!! You are totally awesome!!!
Cracking me up again. I love the generic Honda and Dollar Store meth comments the most. They're gold.
ROFLMAO....I LOVE it...I'm all for a head-banging, rock n roll, band living, next life!!
awesome "about me" page!
i wanna be the person that gets u starbucks or m&ms and stuff! haha
You need to install a "like" button on your blog for facebook.
OMG I so want some Dollar Store Meth!
LMAO Now I want to be a Rock Star in my next life too!
Awesome post!
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