About me

****STILL under construction*****

I’m Brandy *waves* - I’m 30ish years old – I’m a willy nilly hot mess.

I’m married to Chris – he’s a lollygagging money waster.

We added a roly-poly chubby-cheeked poop machine, Grayson, after 9 years of marriage because we got married at 18&19 (young and dumb)

I post real life crap during the week and review/giveaways on Saturdays. I hope you’ll enjoy both.

I have a Crazy Nana (my dad’s mom)

I live in Oklahoma - HERE, actually.

I work as an accountant at a fairgrounds - I posted an office tour HERE. Working 11 straight days during the fair is totally overrated, even if I get to meet semi-celebrities.


Katherine McPhee



Lead Singer of Shinedown



I play pretend - I mostly pretend that I'm skinny or romantically involved with Edward. Or both.

I cosleep – kinda not by choice

I sew using my Brother SE-400 that I heart. hard.

I do crafty-type things.

I quilt.

I scrapbook

I read. Using the kindle app on my iPhone.

Brandy's bookshelf: read




More of Brandy's books »

I recently started my weight-loss journey and ask you to play along on Fat Ass Friday.

I always have something snarky to say on Random Tuesdays.

Sometimes my sassy attitude gets me in trouble.

Some of my favorite posts are:

How to buy things and hide them from your husband

Dragon Farts

The one where I was a midget stripper

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